I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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