She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
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its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
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Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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