Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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