I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
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he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
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We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
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