these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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