I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
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