He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
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and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
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Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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