Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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