operation have a gay friend backfired
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
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i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
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I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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