I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
i used baking grease as lip gloss
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
Randomize