I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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