Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
"it" just moved
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
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Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
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She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
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