guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
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As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
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at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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