i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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