Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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