Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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