She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
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I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
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It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
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