is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
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Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
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I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
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