google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
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Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
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you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
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