Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
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You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
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Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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