they said they heard you say put it in my butt
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
