ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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