Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
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He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
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Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
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