your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
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bring money and cleavage
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
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Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
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