You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
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someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
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We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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