Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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