yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Randomize