this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
i can't believe i had my finger in that
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
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I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
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I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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