Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
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An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
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He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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