Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
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