We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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