You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
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No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
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I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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