Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
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