drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
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I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
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We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
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