$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
should my penis look like a turkey
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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