I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
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