people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
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like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
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It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
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