Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
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