I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
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where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
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Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
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