well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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