So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
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