did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
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