I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
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