i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
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Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
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all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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