No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
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She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
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I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
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