Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
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I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
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There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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