it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
this just has baby written all over it
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
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Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
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Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Still dying that you shit outside
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
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