Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
she looked like the before picture.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
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She kept calling me her DD, which I assumed meant designated driver, so I was confused because I don't even have a car. Found out later it means designated dick. It's what her and her friends use as code for the guy they want to hook up with at the end of the night. I feel so used.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
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not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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