I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
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Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
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Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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