Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
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You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
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My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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