even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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