she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
