Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
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I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
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his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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