Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
vagina is talking i cant
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
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