yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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