On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
I woke up and there is a food processor in my purse. Someone else's framed family photo. My front door is wide open and my gerbil is playing in the water bong.
Yeah I'm going to bathe him.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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